January 13, 2008

My Chuck Norris Facts: Better Late Than Never

The top 100 facts were all submitted by Chuck Norris.

Dr. Kevorkian was really prosecuted for taking business away from Chuck Norris.

Every one of Chuck Norris’s moves is a finishing move.

Every Chuck Norris film is a snuff film.

Even if the glove fit, Chuck Norris would’ve been acquitted.

Every Chuck Norris killing is a mercy killing.

Keyser Soze works for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hasn’t told him.

God didn’t make Chuck Norris the first man, because Chuck Norris would never have let God take one of his ribs.

There is, in fact, a legal limit on Chuck Norris’s blood alcohol concentration: 100% is a law of nature.

On government documents, Chuck Norris gets away with writing “whenever I want” for “sex.”

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