I'm going to start putting my pants on both legs at a time to disarm the critics of my future hagiographers.
"Lawn may be a great man, but he still puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us."
"Actually, that's not true. And it seems that a trend is catching on--or didn't you notice?"
"Well, uh, he's, uh, still human."
"Actually...."
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