A man walks into a tailor's and says to him, "I need a cheap black suit by Saturday."
"What's the occasion?" the tailor asks.
"Your funeral."
September 30, 2008
How I Want to Be Remembered
"He had a clear, honest face. I found my fondness for him difficult to reconcile with what I knew of his enthusiasm for killing people and making small children cry." -- Rory Stewart, on Abdul Haq
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