By my junior year this debate case was more stale than a dead horse stuffed with old chestnuts. But that didn't stop me from running it against increasingly inexperienced opponents. In the wise words of Vin the Retard, "A win's a win."
While I am almost entirely responsible for the case's overuse, you can blame James McDonnell and Seth Yohalem for coming up with the idea, which is based on a discussion in Tuesdays with Morrie, which I have yet to read. I have no respect for my elders.
The case was only called tight (it's not!) on two occasions, unsuccessfully of course. I ran it opp-choice once; they picked the wrong side.
Can you beat it?
The Case
We're taking you back in time to the Vietnam War and putting you in the position of a liberal college professor who is opposed to the war. The government has instituted a military draft, but college students are legally exempt from it. Some professors have decided to give their students all A's in order to prevent them from failing out and to protest the war. We think this is a bad form of protest. We propose that you give your students the grades they academically deserve.
I. Your Academic Obligations
- As a professor, academic integrity and effective education matter a lot to you, even if they're not your paramount concerns.
- Grades are only meaningful if they indicate academic merit. Rewarding success and failure equally undermines the grading system and has harmful consequences. Keep in mind that institutions will treat your grades as legitimate. Your students – some of whom don't even deserve a diploma – will have an unfair advantage over others in the grad school and job markets. They will take positions that others deserve and are presumably more qualified for.
- Grades motivate students to study and work; without them, you're simply less able to educate.
- Bad students will be attracted to your classes to get free A's (either after you announce your policy or after the word gets out). This harms the entire class' educational experience (class size, quality of discussion, etc.).
- Even if your grading policy only directly affects a few dozen students, it has important moral implications.
- No lives are saved on either side; there's a draft either way. The issue is whether your students should be saved at the expense of those who will be drafted in their place.
- On a basic moral level, college students don't deserve a second chance out of the draft when they haven't earned it. Student draft deferment is a privilege, not a birthright; students' lives shouldn't be given intrinsic preference over the lives of others. You shouldn't effectively use others as human shields for failing students who don’t deserve to be in college.
- Moreover, colleges now are largely socially and racially discriminatory. The people who will be sent to war in your students' place are more likely to be poor minorities who never even had a chance of getting into college. As a liberal, you should be particularly opposed to perpetuating such discrimination.
- One of the points of a random draft is for society to more equally bear the cost of war. But when college students are kept out of the war no matter what, their generally privileged parents won't have as much of an incentive to protest. People with clout won't be as fired up when the sons of the disadvantaged are dying for them, so policymakers can more easily justify a prolonged war. Don't perpetuate the war by further shielding elites from its reality.
- You need to appeal to the masses in order to change social consciousness. If you abandon your academic integrity and preach to the leftist choir, the bulk of society will write you off as an extremist. You should use your credibility as an academic to write to Congress, speak out, and join larger demonstrations. Don't become just another campus radical. Don't become fodder for the Right.